Can’t Get the Staff
October 24, 2017
Is there a time, since 1869, when first the poor,
A proletariat, began, attained to sign
To write more than their name or modest mark indite
Becoming set among the rolls productive
A lettered class, by rote named educated:
No time since which have high-ups shown such open candour
Of ignorance - bragged ignorance banner-wide
And broadcast through the realm before a nation hobbled
No sweet pearled Peirean Springs, but a great coach and four
Through over-licensed bids astray amid the esteemed paths
Alas, our suchlike high-ups raise no more than curious laughs
Dismissed are they now, deem themselves unvoted
Their gaffs and impositions; and the people walking mad
Learning soccer, horses, lotteries, with insidious instant wins
From scratch cards aptly named to explain their total hopes and whims
The time’s lost losers, boosers, who disburse their scanty cash
Upon a hapless joke, and buy their tickets for the rich
Those rich who frequent operas, and who swindle parliaments
And gain from paupers’ losses thrown away in lieu of life
Into a skim collecting tin for use in jolly romps;
That those who have enough, too much, should revel on the poor
And nothing’s said, no qualm or conscience ever moves
For Natural Selection’s Nazi’s boot, has to them proved
Them apposite, the risen cream, just right for lacing phials
Of privilege embezzled from some subclass, untoward
In synthesis, analysis, let down by schooling flat,
By fools high-up, their monitors, whose acumen at large
Hoists on it own petard by pitch and sell and pitch and sell
Sails down a murky river simpering idle sweets of trade
Its market sacrifices pitched at Dagon-like stock stones
Run practices and rituals such as might to mind beseem
Of taste and grasp all failure, in their own preserves bereft
But spoken for, still honoured, having squandered light away
Now search about and grapple in the broadest light of day
Where taken down to lowest common factors
From physicist to mystic crystal chiropracters
We stumble over objects our own manuals put our way
All by ourselves we know not why nor how.
And so we have top academies who can’t work out, explain
The very derivation of their glorious ancient name
Succeeders leaving schools without a grade, bearing a spade
A vast amorphous herding to a middle ground of cattle
And lowly on the ground floors some few labourers earnest still
To honour God do good their neighbours need……...
But this? This is absurd, just junk, and instead favours
And graft float Britain’s ship along a darkling tunnel; slaver
Fulfilled with souls to Mammon sold up, harvest-rendered,
Who missed their sacred lessons, never went, untaught,
As by the tutor foregone; forms free-floating make surmise
Instead, and so, their Saviour’s grace appears their pack of lies
So that today we offer proud and haughty ignorance
Stood on the fourth plinth wonderfully against Trafalgar Square
Proclaiming national expertise in shooting off its toes
To escape The Great War scrummaging against those to whom it most owes
We are the fools who do not know our staunchest surest friends
Our judgements boned up selfishness weak waver, windy wend
Into that anyplace where prejudice prevails,
From suchlike Sloughs of Despond can our friends make out our wills
Declaiming so insistently upon our witless vision
We’d rather finish freindships, to make purpose for our prison
For a store of life dilemmas, sore denied designed disgraces
And bear with fancied honour yet more egg flat on our faces